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The Minister of Culture of Holy Free

“As Free* as we can be”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Minister of Culture of Holy Free is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Trinal IX with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.065 billion Holy Frans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Holy Freean economy, worth 220 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 71,994 Freeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, tourists call Holy Freean beach towns "the fine coastline", and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Frees treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Freeses, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 79,530th in the world and 2,730th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -14.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 192ndMost Influential: 439thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,856thBest Weather: 6,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,094thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,800thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,494thHealthiest Citizens: 13,598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,328thHighest Food Quality: 17,661stMost Cultured: 17,943rdLargest Governments: 18,805thMost Inclusive: 20,767th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 209th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 236th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 241st in the regionBest Weather: 244th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 277th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 351st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 382nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Cultured: 530th in the regionLargest Governments: 555th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 610th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 719th in the region

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