The Officially TSP's Craziest of Holy Free
“As Free as we can be”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Officially TSP's Craziest of Holy Free is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Trinal IX with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 2.391 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Holy Freean economy, worth 144 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,624 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Free Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holsanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Holy Free voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, the government pours millions of Freeses into rehabilitation programs annually.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Free, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Holy Free voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
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