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The Federation of Beblahbleblo


Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 283 million Beblahblebloans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Beblahblebloan economy, worth 7.91 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 27,943 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 134,657th in the world and 4,398th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,212.7 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndMost Income Equality: 779thTop
Most Influential: 3,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,327thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,383rdMost Pacifist: 13,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,062ndMost Inclusive: 15,463rdBest Weather: 15,905thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,770thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,223rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,634thMost Secular: 20,749thHealthiest Citizens: 23,137th
Most Income Equality: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 135th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 429th in the regionNicest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Inclusive: 554th in the regionBest Weather: 558th in the regionMost Pacifist: 565th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 602nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 622nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 638th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 672nd in the regionMost Secular: 719th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 739th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 809th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 819th in the region

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