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The Kingdom of Noire Denholm

“Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.87 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,463 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,941 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Noire Denholmian Moonshine", a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 187,429th in the world and 6,005th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.78 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 759thMost Influential: 1,196thBest Weather: 1,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,072ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,882ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,974thMost Devout: 3,385thMost Cultured: 3,811thMost Inclusive: 3,986thMost Efficient Economies: 4,228thMost Developed: 4,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,271stLargest Governments: 5,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,956thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,024thSmartest Citizens: 6,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,119thHighest Average Incomes: 8,265thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,984thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,048thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,116thHighest Economic Output: 12,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,225thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,901stMost Stationary: 14,480thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,294thHighest Drug Use: 19,830thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,743rd
Best Weather: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 94th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 141st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 181st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 215th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 242nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 247th in the regionMost Stationary: 248th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 325th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 333rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 395th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionLargest Populations: 429th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 488th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 589th in the regionNudest: 605th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 666th in the region

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