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The Kingdom of Noire Denholm

“Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.444 billion Noire Denholmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,672 Skuls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 213,104th in the world and 7,344th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,387.02 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 862ndBest Weather: 1,261stMost Influential: 1,286thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,070thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3,047thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,182ndMost Devout: 3,323rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,694thMost Cultured: 3,794thMost Inclusive: 3,879thMost Developed: 4,568thLowest Crime Rates: 4,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,978thLargest Governments: 5,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,824thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,938thSmartest Citizens: 5,985thHighest Average Incomes: 8,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,306thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,495thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,529thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,250thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,758thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,628thHighest Economic Output: 12,634thMost Stationary: 14,914thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,953rdHighest Drug Use: 19,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,189th
Best Weather: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 95th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 248th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Stationary: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 293rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 307th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 311th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 338th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 394th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 429th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 539th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 577th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 605th in the regionNudest: 668th in the region

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