Spotlight on:
The Kingdom of Noire Denholm |
“Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and labour-free parental leave. The cynical, devout population of 15.428 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,012 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,292 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Future leaders of Noire Denholm regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the internal market is thriving, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.
Noire Denholm is ranked 225,452nd in the world and 3,662nd in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 39 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of South Venison.
- : Noire Denholm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Noire Denholm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Kingdom of Verennia.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Holy Empire of New Halo.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Kulochia.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of South Pernambuco.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Republic of New Hungary.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 176 » Curlyhoward, Drugged Monkeys, Tsunamy, Kringalia, Darakin, Nova Montron, Jehenna, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Aidenfieeld, Ridehale, Calistan, The Solar System Scope, The naked people, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Nowa Europa, Amutien, Amerion, PenguinPies, Fasire, Mapico, Abarri, Bleakfoot, Soem, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Shefino, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Yellunstryer, Southern Numenor, Menesynchro, Skaladoria, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Saciu, Aurcania, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Indolos, Freedoom, and 126 others.Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, The Woragopiria, Mavenu, Bonobiana, Zanforadon, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, PsiCorps, ARIAPOLIS01, Altnavia, Dakalian, Ugranda, Goldnation, Zaelith, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, America Gone Wrong, Arhanistan, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Kaoia, Eritria, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Hadrex, ANuadh, Purestan, Deerp, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Poguelands, Anarco Argentina, Albend, Genoxelande, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, North Korea is best, Janoi Donacen, Khal Papax, New Maxta, Legion Of The Moon, Rotenaplistan, Ten10, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, The Novum Regnum, Szurea, Statelandiastan, IndustroMiliComplex, 7 Trees, Sparkadooby, Merken, Berijonwa, Palindromo, Farenland, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, Noodlia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Daztonia, Zhuanghwei, DuckCounty, Jakalaka, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Enessia, Esfalsa, Farengeto, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Xavier Jung, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Democates, Baspheel, Omnigarden, Ellicas, Entwurf, South Pernambuco, Qezos, Kulochia, DaBes, Verennia, and South Venison.