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The Kingdom of Noire Denholm

“Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and labour-free parental leave. The cynical, devout population of 15.428 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,012 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,292 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Noire Denholm regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the internal market is thriving, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 225,452nd in the world and 3,662nd in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 39 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 700thBest Weather: 1,174thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,469thMost Influential: 1,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,150thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,698thHealthiest Citizens: 3,021stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,291stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,600thLowest Crime Rates: 4,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,128thMost Developed: 4,186thMost Cultured: 4,290thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,395thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,620thMost Inclusive: 4,671stLargest Governments: 4,810thSmartest Citizens: 5,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,079thHighest Economic Output: 7,656thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,863rdMost Devout: 8,543rdMost Stationary: 8,817thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,120thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,006thHighest Average Incomes: 11,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,976thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,426thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,889thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,696thMost Income Equality: 21,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,373rdLargest Populations: 27,805thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,606th
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Best Weather: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 152nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 164th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Devout: 203rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 221st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 233rd in the regionLargest Populations: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 359th in the regionMost Income Equality: 427th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 470th in the region

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