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The Retired Player of Midand

“Long live the Midaic Order!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Retired Player of Midand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Midaic Chairman Axel Vodden with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 7.588 billion Midandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Midandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Midoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,156 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midand's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Midand is ranked 4,076th in the world and 78th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,918.19 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 521stMost Influential: 782ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,650thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,088thSafest: 3,106thHealthiest Citizens: 3,238thMost Efficient Economies: 3,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,922ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,076thLargest Governments: 4,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,322ndBest Weather: 4,350thMost Developed: 4,540thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,718thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,054thMost Inclusive: 5,059thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,079thSmartest Citizens: 6,775thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,216thHighest Average Incomes: 8,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,679thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,028thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,362ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,661stHighest Economic Output: 12,898thMost Stationary: 14,876thMost Secular: 14,968thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,658thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,804thMost Pacifist: 23,223rd
Most Influential: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionSafest: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 190th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 201st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 221st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 323rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 335th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 367th in the regionMost Average: 403rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 418th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 457th in the regionMost Secular: 509th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 529th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 601st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 609th in the regionMost Cultured: 752nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 769th in the region

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