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The Republic of Curlyhoward

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The Republic of Curlyhoward is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 36.961 billion Curlyhowardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Environment, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Curlyhowardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion Larries a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,214 Larries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curlyhoward's national animal is the Moe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curlyhoward is ranked 103,253^rd in the world and 3,763^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 66.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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