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The Prime Minister EQPL of PenguinPies

“Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Prime Minister EQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.063 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,514 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, main battle tanks stalk the woods of PenguinPies in search of Hippos, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Empress Queen Princess Lady Of TSP day after day, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 29,462nd in the world and 853rd in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.95 Bank.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 92ndMost Influential: 257thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,737thLargest Black Market: 2,794thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,887thBest Weather: 2,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,559thMost Devout: 6,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,968thLowest Crime Rates: 7,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,725thMost Authoritarian: 10,878thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,737thMost Cultured: 13,809thHighest Economic Output: 14,132ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,805thLargest Populations: 15,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,903rdSmartest Citizens: 22,657th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLargest Populations: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionMost Devout: 181st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 217th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 414th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 483rd in the regionNudest: 606th in the regionMost Stationary: 633rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 675th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 687th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 700th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 709th in the region

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