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The Empress Queen Princess Lady of PenguinPies

“Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Empress Queen Princess Lady of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.565 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,383 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 6,461st in the world and 185th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.33 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95thMost Influential: 261stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,320thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,507thBest Weather: 2,643rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,721stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,474thMost Devout: 5,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,755thLowest Crime Rates: 6,461stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,781stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,903rdLargest Governments: 12,109thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,436thMost Cultured: 13,274thLargest Populations: 15,465thMost Authoritarian: 16,391stHealthiest Citizens: 17,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,239thSmartest Citizens: 19,928thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,663rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionLargest Black Market: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the regionMost Devout: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 185th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionLargest Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Cultured: 369th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 578th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 592nd in the regionMost Stationary: 599th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 649th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 686th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 741st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 758th in the region

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