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The GEQPL of PenguinPies

“Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!”

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The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.201 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The all-consuming PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,469 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 164,319 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, and the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 302,645^th in the world and 4,052^nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.95 Obesity Rate.

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