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The Dictatorship of Myness

“In our dominus we trust”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Myness is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 616 million Mynessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mynessic economy, worth 25.7 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,763 mynors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, and government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myness is ranked 220,919th in the world and 8,284th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 439thMost Influential: 1,728thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,966thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,478thBest Weather: 7,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,752ndMost Pacifist: 9,307thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,572ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,168thMost Authoritarian: 15,192ndMost Inclusive: 15,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,918thSafest: 18,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,714thLowest Crime Rates: 19,591stNicest Citizens: 20,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,256th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 173rd in the regionBest Weather: 260th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 303rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 318th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Pacifist: 354th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 450th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 516th in the regionMost Inclusive: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 549th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 599th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 615th in the regionSafest: 692nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 708th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 708th in the regionNicest Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 798th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 838th in the region

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