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The Dictatorship of Myness

“In our dominus we trust”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Dictatorship of Myness is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.573 billion Mynessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mynessic economy, worth 99.4 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,176 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myness is ranked 53,293rd in the world and 1,700th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,194.36 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 607thMost Influential: 942ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,357thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,363rdBest Weather: 6,881stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,091stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,133rdMost Pacifist: 10,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,313thHealthiest Citizens: 11,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,752ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,484thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,824thLowest Crime Rates: 13,769thMost Inclusive: 13,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,442ndNicest Citizens: 18,905thSafest: 19,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,726thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,786thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,043rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 223rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 275th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 335th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 368th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 394th in the regionMost Pacifist: 398th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 411th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 488th in the regionMost Inclusive: 491st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 546th in the regionSafest: 667th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 676th in the regionNicest Citizens: 681st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 744th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 749th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 766th in the regionMost Cultured: 810th in the region

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