The Dictatorship of Myness
“In our dominus we trust”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Dictatorship of Myness is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.573 billion Mynessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Mynessic economy, worth 99.4 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,176 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Myness was endorsed by The Allied States of Arizona2.
- : Myness was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ethoodly.
- : Following new legislation in Myness, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Myness, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
- : Myness endorsed The Republic of Populaa.
- : Myness endorsed The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties.
- : Myness endorsed The Principality of Freavia.
- : Myness endorsed The Holy Golden Republic of Oxyliteral.
- : Myness endorsed The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Myness endorsed The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.
Endorsements Received: 247 » Land Without Shrimp, Yeldarbsland, Tsunamy, Wehraboos, Erinor, Saint Cinder, Amerion, The Worst army of, Bear Connors Paradiso, Jehenna, Aumeltopia, Qvait, Corgitopiaa, The naked people, West Pastafaria, Farengeto, Valdutz, Bleakfoot, Aschenburg, Southern Numenor, Drew-Topia, PenguinPies, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Glen Cooley, Sandaoguo, South Caleblan, Shefino, North Catimestistrianes, Sau Man Frescher, Salguod, Anserisa, Ralphburg, Zolooloo, Bawkie, Zaelith, Zosnor, A leftover country, Walloonia, Andinla, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Yellunstryer, Yavemaya, HUElavia, Bumblegaria, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Antarctic Empires, Centristvill, and 197 others.Kandorith, Japanese Federal Republic, Wardoeka, Kiasu-ism, Grianal, Catsonya, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Ancient Slobovia, Sanden, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Spazzhole, Linden Oak, Maerist, Nowa Europa, Calistan, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Page 53, Lesinteil, Blaash, Curlyhoward, The West Valley Mountains, Amutien, Great Andora, Sernamica, Madhonia, New Iridescence, Seliyan progressive Islands, Baltenlands, New Schoeneberg, Tsvetania, The Solar System Scope, Bergenu, Maeiland, The Two Jerseys, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, USNE2018, Operahouse, Unielvan Millorvium, Ullan, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, United Great Holy Empire, Utondara, Sedunn, New Briantown, Blondiesland, Concrete Slab, Enplatia, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Tioloman, Darakin, Laamiva, Quh, Not Austria, The United Expanse, Theorin, Rad Asia, Potion Seller, Gonrati, Kucaland, Iym Winterless, Isokenzar, Itani, Cuuldere, Icn Gaurath, Republik Hintonia, RestartAll, Indolos, Peskorea, South Blossom, South Western Korea, Los Lonley Boys, Si-topia, Dasko, Terran Draconia, Soem, Steampunk Engineers, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Springhollow, Sthalrim, Escevola, Alfama, Noire Denholm, Dereistic, Vardanfel, St Oaks, No youu, Markla, Ebonhand, Rosescedium, Hypersensible Crybabies, Pamela And Hepatitis, Drystar, Direwolf1, Velarin, Storalia, Doraya, Kroumos, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The Northeast Mashriq, Mincestia, Fasire, Royaltica, Rebel-topia, Ridehale, Doss Kingly, The Filippinas, Stoniamera, The United Nation of Britannia, Pmta, Poopisiya, Trotkys paradise, House Ahsanul, Dirkistan, Ostko, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Monstrous Island, Aoz, Merevane, Auphelia, Tepertopia, Nova Montron, Galactic Gelatin, Idiono, Brunier, Abarri, Phanama, Kholdan, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Zataras, Marinho Islands, Transtemporal Shifts, Bod Wareenaland, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Myhomecountry, Los Rodeos, WI SD EA D, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Shoinkwishima, Belschaft, Euro Pacifica, Western Fardelshufflestein, Berlana, Abyssal Phantasm, Samofia, Rotenaplistan, Beepee, Jiam, The Imperial Frost Federation, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Kingpins, Holota, Treir, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wallechi, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Margila Islands, Honey Cake, Qawe, LadyRebels, Levistian, The Altan, Seythennia, The Republic Of Williamsburg, Doge Land, The Imperial Of Notsep, Yeses, Scu Greinne, Unity of purity, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Linguiniland, Bichedder, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Sapientiano, Doundaly, Tughampton, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Freavia, Oxyliteral, Ipugao, East Nagaland, Alambar, Ethoodly, and Arizona2.