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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys

“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 35.177 billion Drugged Monkeys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 75,246 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, war vets look after war animals, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 280,040th in the world and 4,488th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -201.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 717thMost Influential: 924thBest Weather: 1,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,160thLargest Populations: 2,884thMost Stationary: 3,104thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,830thHealthiest Citizens: 7,035thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,225thSafest: 8,878thHighest Economic Output: 9,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,548thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,052ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,296thHighest Food Quality: 10,659thSmartest Citizens: 12,509thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,986thMost Cultured: 18,112thNicest Citizens: 19,436thMost Developed: 19,515thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,270thMost Inclusive: 24,950thMost Secular: 28,834thMost Income Equality: 29,910thLargest Governments: 29,991stLowest Crime Rates: 31,047th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 222nd in the regionSafest: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 242nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 279th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 290th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 457th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Developed: 475th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 483rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 518th in the region

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