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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys

“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 39.172 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,959 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 75,559 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 93,236th in the world and 1,123rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 75,559.44 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,007thMost Influential: 1,176thBest Weather: 1,447thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,933rdLargest Populations: 2,166thMost Stationary: 2,192ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,671stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,306thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,825thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,948thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,931stSafest: 8,725thHealthiest Citizens: 9,036thHighest Food Quality: 9,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,680thHighest Economic Output: 9,816thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,211thSmartest Citizens: 13,123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,087thNicest Citizens: 15,609thMost Cultured: 15,647thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,474thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,039thMost Developed: 21,149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,483rdMost Secular: 24,704thMost Inclusive: 28,964thMost Income Equality: 30,914th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 160th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 190th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionSafest: 269th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 272nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 407th in the region

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