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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys

“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.451 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,995 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 48,930th in the world and 2,040th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 29.05 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 386thMost Influential: 647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 856thBest Weather: 1,842ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,579thLargest Populations: 3,257thMost Stationary: 4,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,332ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,125thHealthiest Citizens: 8,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,112thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,937thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,014thHighest Economic Output: 11,531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,170thTop
Safest: 12,693rdMost Cultured: 13,595thSmartest Citizens: 14,802ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,877thNicest Citizens: 23,805th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 262nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionMost Cultured: 380th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 422nd in the regionSafest: 444th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 483rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 695th in the region

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