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The Community of The naked people

“Butts in the wind, smiles on faces”

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The Community of The naked people is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.811 billion naked peopleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butt. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient naked peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion cauris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,310 cauris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, naked peopleans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and a government program is underway to revitalize The naked people's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The naked people's national animal is the Clam, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The naked people is ranked 70,572^nd in the world and 2,398^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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