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The Empire of Ever Testing

“In dough we trust”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Empire of Ever Testing is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Smog Wawelski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.518 billion Ever Testians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth 212 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,867 obwarzaneks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking, cars have been banned, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ever Testing's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mighty Yeast.

Ever Testing is ranked 11,850th in the world and 360th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 362.82 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 80thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247thMost Influential: 594thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,544thBest Weather: 5,793rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,045thMost Developed: 7,348thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,084thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,925thLowest Crime Rates: 8,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,449thHighest Food Quality: 10,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,607thMost Efficient Economies: 11,063rdSmartest Citizens: 11,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,850thMost Inclusive: 12,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,769thTop
Largest Governments: 13,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,076thMost Pacifist: 15,726thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,090thMost Secular: 16,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,297thHighest Average Incomes: 18,383rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,728thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,782ndNicest Citizens: 24,845thMost Cultured: 26,311th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 186th in the regionBest Weather: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 246th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 261st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 270th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 301st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 305th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 356th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 366th in the regionLargest Governments: 378th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 388th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 423rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 445th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 461st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 497th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 499th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 621st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 673rd in the regionMost Cultured: 812th in the regionNicest Citizens: 877th in the region

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