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The Empire of Ever Testing

“In dough we trust”

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The Empire of Ever Testing is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Smog Wawelski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.518 billion Ever Testians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth 212 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,867 obwarzaneks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking, cars have been banned, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ever Testing's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mighty Yeast.

Ever Testing is ranked 11,850^th in the world and 360^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 362.82 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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