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The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys

“Deo Favente”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.446 billion Caesareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,895 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,903 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 196,950th in the world and 6,316th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.65 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 644thMost Influential: 1,054thMost Stationary: 1,753rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,689thSafest: 3,243rdMost Cultured: 3,308thMost Efficient Economies: 3,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,471stMost Devout: 4,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,706thHighest Economic Output: 5,103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,519thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,848thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,170thLargest Governments: 6,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,081stLargest Populations: 8,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,587thMost Armed: 9,552ndMost Developed: 10,552ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,822ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,112thHighest Average Incomes: 14,370thSmartest Citizens: 14,897thBest Weather: 14,982ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,661st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionMost Cultured: 101st in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 115th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 145th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 232nd in the regionMost Armed: 232nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Developed: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 381st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 429th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 440th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 456th in the regionBest Weather: 522nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 607th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 726th in the region

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