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The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys

“Deo Favente”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Kingdom of The Two Jerseys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HM King Louis with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.033 billion Caesareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princeton. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caesarean economy, worth a remarkable 2,865 trillion Caesarean Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,563 Caesarean Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Princeton Natural History Museum, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Two Jerseys's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Two Jerseys is ranked 12,927th in the world and 432nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,533.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 723rdMost Influential: 1,139thMost Stationary: 1,768thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,706thSafest: 3,191stMost Cultured: 3,256thMost Efficient Economies: 3,747thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,246thMost Devout: 4,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,897thHighest Economic Output: 5,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,047thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,087thLargest Governments: 6,159thLargest Populations: 8,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,544thMost Armed: 8,924thMost Developed: 10,419thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,927thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,885thSmartest Citizens: 14,626thBest Weather: 17,706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,825thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,462nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 106th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionSafest: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Devout: 138th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 151st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 159th in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 217th in the regionMost Armed: 219th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 402nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 418th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 432nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 455th in the regionBest Weather: 583rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 589th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 715th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 812th in the region

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