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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys

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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.978 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauðárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 413 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,947 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 36,524^th in the world and 1,154^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,552.68 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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