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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys

“I'm Not Cucumber”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
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Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.978 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 413 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,947 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 36,524th in the world and 1,154th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,552.68 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,572ndMost Influential: 2,015thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,185thBest Weather: 6,861stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,903rdMost Pacifist: 7,827thNicest Citizens: 8,172ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,484thSafest: 8,752ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,990thMost Inclusive: 10,386thMost Secular: 10,403rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,417thMost Developed: 10,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,474thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,634thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,960thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,704thHealthiest Citizens: 12,769thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,720thMost Cultured: 14,352ndSmartest Citizens: 15,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,615thLargest Governments: 17,546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,599thMost Efficient Economies: 20,611thLowest Crime Rates: 20,669thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,005th
Largest Welfare Programs: 151st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 184th in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionBest Weather: 224th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 250th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 277th in the regionMost Pacifist: 287th in the regionNicest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 296th in the regionSafest: 299th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 312th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 321st in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 338th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 338th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 342nd in the regionMost Secular: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 375th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 404th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 408th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 419th in the regionNudest: 473rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 475th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionLargest Governments: 514th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 531st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 536th in the regionMost Stationary: 601st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 612th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 643rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 647th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 649th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 661st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 706th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 775th in the regionLargest Populations: 796th in the region

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