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The Empire of Bonobiana

“O não, já temos... Lucky”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Empire of Bonobiana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Bonobo with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.016 billion Bonobistas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonobinópolis. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonobiano economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,269 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and the government pours millions of Gold Coins into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Bonobo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Temple of Free SEX.

Bonobiana is ranked 212,570th in the world and 3,375th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 42.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 866thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,665thMost Influential: 1,842ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,694thHighest Food Quality: 2,781stMost Cultured: 2,908thMost Inclusive: 3,053rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,282ndMost Developed: 4,508thSmartest Citizens: 4,958thBest Weather: 4,973rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,314thLargest Governments: 6,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,665thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,972ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,423rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,413thHighest Average Incomes: 11,598thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,123rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,273rdTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,895thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,487thMost Efficient Economies: 17,508thNicest Citizens: 20,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,647thMost Secular: 21,691stLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,827thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 25,449thHighest Economic Output: 27,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,740th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionMost Inclusive: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionBest Weather: 153rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 264th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 269th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 272nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 285th in the regionMost Patriotic: 296th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 321st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 323rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 358th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 389th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 400th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 401st in the regionRudest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Secular: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the region

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