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The Republic of Kiasu-ism

“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”

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The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.242 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 12,241 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 379,684 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Kiasu-lang citizenship in droves, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kiasu-ism, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 163,937^th in the world and 5,442^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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