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The Republic of Kiasu-ism

“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.929 billion Kiasu-langs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 12,709 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,962 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kiasu-lang Space Agency, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 227,435th in the world and 7,359th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1276.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Healthiest Citizens: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndMost Developed: 2ndBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 11thHighest Food Quality: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 30thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 43rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58thMost Cheerful Citizens: 60thSafest: 94thMost Cultured: 168thMost Inclusive: 197thSmartest Citizens: 222ndNicest Citizens: 240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 261stMost Scientifically Advanced: 277thHighest Economic Output: 284thHighest Disposable Incomes: 299thMost Pacifist: 344thMost Stationary: 404thHighest Poor Incomes: 430thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 455thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 458thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 520thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 574thLowest Crime Rates: 691stMost Influential: 798thHighest Average Incomes: 931stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 998thMost Patriotic: 1,595thLargest Populations: 1,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,069thMost Efficient Economies: 2,262ndTop
Largest Governments: 3,962ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,611thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,287th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 504th in the regionNudest: 591st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 683rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 275 » Fudgetopia, Darakin, Bergenu, Soem, Curlyhoward, Chubrubs, Ancient Slobovia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Tsunamy, Theorin, Sanden, Drugged Monkeys, Seliyan progressive Islands, Great Scapula, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, The Two Jerseys, Belschaft, FreeFishers, Gymnostan, Pax Dracon, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Techganet, Abarri, Erinor, PEPEP, Poopisiya, Auphelia, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Utondara, The naked people, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, and 225 others.073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Havenfell, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Crystal Creation, Nova Montron, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Cuuldere, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Qvait, Drystar, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Amutien, Maeiland, Wehraboos, Dasko, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Changolandia, Unidum, Dereistic, The West Valley Mountains, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Amerion, Aurcania, Yellunstryer, Zaelith, Lesinteil, Mapico, Noveos, Corgitopiaa, Baltenlands, Unielvan Millorvium, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Gentea, Tioloman, Tiransia, Doraya, Fasire, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Iym Winterless, Besern, Holy Free, Farelonia, Ebonhand, United Great Holy Empire, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Shefino, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Ralphburg, Axis Mundi, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Quh, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Andinla, Markla, Alaninia, Royaltica, Laamiva, South Western Korea, New Schoeneberg, Gonrati, Indolos, The Drakan Republic, Idiono, Myness, Maerist, Myndia, Midand, Concrete Slab, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bubyland, Bohenia, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, SteamPunk Squirrels, Enlightened Australasia, Seythennia, Western Fardelshufflestein, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Los Rodeos, WI SD EA D, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Berlana, Doundaly, Wardoeka, Abyssal Phantasm, Blondiesland, Vardanfel, Martzian, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, Blaufrankisch, Catsonya, Blaash, Doss Kingly, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Holota, Treir, Canmore, Ceutalia, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Margila Islands, The Founding Citadel, Doge Land, Qawe, New Itomorii, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, Venethort, The Altan, Yeses, Lyland, Unojo, Eddonia, Monstrous Island, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, St Scurry and Jelly, Not Austria, Noimosini, The Stickmin Empire, Westenhald, NIGHTRAY, Choman, Manuck, Republik Hintonia, Ipugao, Depressed Nation, New Qafedemar, Freedoom, Freavia, Skaladoria, Twoole, The United Australian States, Fission, Nova Kobol, Populaa, Flaksis, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Arizona2, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Kaoia, Rectionk, JavaSiege, Uvalor, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Rhetiaa, Paganan, Ragabania, Kiani, Kaleidescooptopia, Breizlovakia, Carthatska, Beblahbleblo, Solanosco, Villorpestan, Eastern Mekong, Corumdema, New Sanet, Independent State of Arstotzka, Green Sofia, Fronern, Shrimplordia, Danily, Tackastan, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, UwUuuu, The Kies, Linguiniland, Bjria, The American Anarchist Empire, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Tyflugian, New Gethavia, Faria Thew, Drew Durrnil, Kricivk, Sable Space, Great Marsinia, Stoicstan, Sunset Reef Islands, Saciu, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Murelia, Saint Fortress, Wildweststan, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Trellania, Valency, New Lanfang, Evaburn, Livana, Augusta Tarsatica, Erfton, Baloia, Hokaidoi, and GERMAN EMPIER.