The Republic of Kiasu-ism
“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.919 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 13,952 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,573 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the endangered saltwater humpback Homo Kiasu is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
- : Kiasu-ism endorsed The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
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