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The Republic of Kiasu-ism

“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”

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The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.929 billion Kiasu-langs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 12,709 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,962 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kiasu-lang Space Agency, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 227,435^th in the world and 7,359^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1276.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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