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The Republic of Kiasu-ism

“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.242 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 12,241 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 379,684 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Kiasu-lang citizenship in droves, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kiasu-ism, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 163,937th in the world and 5,442nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Developed: 1stHealthiest Citizens: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndBest Weather: 10thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25thMost Secular: 40thMost Beautiful Environments: 42ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thMost Cheerful Citizens: 62ndSafest: 107thMost Cultured: 167thMost Inclusive: 210thNicest Citizens: 250thSmartest Citizens: 262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 262ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 291stHighest Economic Output: 296thHighest Disposable Incomes: 309thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 367thMost Pacifist: 371stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 404thHighest Poor Incomes: 404thMost Stationary: 410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 535thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 616thMost Influential: 792ndLowest Crime Rates: 835thHighest Average Incomes: 954thLargest Populations: 1,824thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,073rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,733rdLargest Governments: 5,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,032ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,715th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 149th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 180th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 495th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 715th in the region

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