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The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie

“yovaj geovaj op vaji dunoretutoup ug uas musuf Fiyavis.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Qussan Faitamaqaj with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.523 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,434 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 17,813th in the world and 546th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,415.73 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204thHealthiest Citizens: 325thMost Developed: 331stLongest Average Lifespans: 366thMost Influential: 403rdLowest Crime Rates: 575thBest Weather: 584thMost Pacifist: 649thSafest: 729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 865thMost Inclusive: 909thNicest Citizens: 973rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,525thSmartest Citizens: 1,638thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,676thMost Efficient Economies: 1,719thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,095thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,690thLargest Governments: 3,058thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,090thMost Cultured: 3,164thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,402ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,400thHighest Average Incomes: 4,407thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,647thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,052ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,410thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,875thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,500thHighest Economic Output: 11,583rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,813thMost Stationary: 18,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,982nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 159th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 196th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 222nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 229th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 272nd in the regionMost Stationary: 354th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 546th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 645th in the region

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