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The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie

“yovaj gefovaj op vaji dunoretutopup ug uvas musuf Fvis.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nursis Noohujahar with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.181 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 2,575 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,552 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and they say that Bawkiens made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 46,188th in the world and 2,245th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 62.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 72ndMost Developed: 128thHealthiest Citizens: 139thLongest Average Lifespans: 139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141stLowest Crime Rates: 221stSafest: 248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 262ndBest Weather: 267thMost Pacifist: 278thMost Influential: 409thHighest Food Quality: 410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 491stMost Inclusive: 529thMost Beautiful Environments: 566thNicest Citizens: 581stSmartest Citizens: 700thMost Efficient Economies: 762ndLargest Governments: 887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,059thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,061stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,179thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,538thMost Cultured: 1,656thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,700thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,630thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,763rdHighest Economic Output: 6,981stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,722ndTop
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Most Stationary: 14,801stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,978thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,541stMost Patriotic: 19,024thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,044th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 114th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 138th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 199th in the regionMost Stationary: 280th in the regionLargest Populations: 397th in the regionMost Patriotic: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 438th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 704th in the region

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