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The Armed Republic of Zaelith

“We can kill it, even if it doesn't bleed.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Zaelith is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.854 billion Zaelithians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth 893 trillion Zils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 231,835 Zils, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, sick days are on the rise, economics is a shrinking field, and every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zaelith is ranked 22,536th in the world and 436th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Armed: 457thFattest Citizens: 605thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 606thHighest Crime Rates: 778thLargest Gambling Industry: 883rdLargest Retail Industry: 894thMost Avoided: 997thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,193rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,293rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,384thMost Influential: 1,632ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,692ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,709thMost Secular: 1,928thRudest Citizens: 2,293rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,308thHighest Average Incomes: 4,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,046thLargest Mining Sector: 5,638thNudest: 5,719thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,950thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,817thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,911thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,872ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,483rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,274thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,728thHighest Economic Output: 20,374thMost Pro-Market: 21,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,842ndHighest Drug Use: 22,536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,857thLargest Governments: 24,103rd
Most Armed: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 65th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 88th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionNudest: 150th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 156th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 183rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 226th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 254th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 365th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 377th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 377th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 436th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 460th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 514th in the regionMost Stationary: 610th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 697th in the regionLargest Governments: 712th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 716th in the regionLargest Black Market: 770th in the regionLargest Populations: 814th in the region

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