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The Armed Republic of Zaelith

“We can kill it, even if it doesn't bleed.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Armed Republic of Zaelith is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.639 billion Zaelithians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth 545 trillion Zils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 206,590 Zils, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zaelith is ranked 199,844th in the world and 7,389th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Armed: 605thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 836thFattest Citizens: 838thHighest Crime Rates: 949thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,128thMost Avoided: 1,305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,328thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,409thLargest Retail Industry: 1,485thMost Influential: 1,503rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,680thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,742ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,849thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,469thRudest Citizens: 3,224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,984thMost Efficient Economies: 4,091stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,442ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,645thLargest Mining Sector: 5,345thNudest: 5,522ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,875thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,580thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,172ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,845thMost Secular: 16,352ndLargest Black Market: 16,884th
Most Armed: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the regionNudest: 184th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 364th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 425th in the regionLargest Black Market: 431st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 433rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 506th in the regionMost Secular: 580th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 685th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 700th in the regionMost Stationary: 741st in the region

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