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The United Socialist States of Kholdan

“Unity, Justice and Wealth”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.779 billion Kholdanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kholdanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,008 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.

Kholdan is ranked 20,523rd in the world and 672nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,128.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 251stLargest Welfare Programs: 628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 858thMost Influential: 1,273rdSafest: 1,681stBest Weather: 1,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,234thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,402ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,881stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,630thMost Stationary: 7,211thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,605thLargest Governments: 7,908thLargest Populations: 8,538thHealthiest Citizens: 8,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,391stMost Pacifist: 9,514thHighest Economic Output: 9,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,090thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,268thMost Cultured: 15,819thMost Secular: 18,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,302nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionLargest Governments: 214th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 284th in the regionMost Pacifist: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 377th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 392nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 408th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 439th in the regionNudest: 444th in the regionMost Cultured: 466th in the regionMost Secular: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 672nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 699th in the regionMost Developed: 781st in the region

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