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The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso

“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Eamer with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.205 billion Bears enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mark Barry Michael. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Bear economy, worth a remarkable 6,545 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,794 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, most pop videos prominently feature the a Bear flag, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Dr Eamer's childhood, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bear Connors Paradiso's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnostic.

Bear Connors Paradiso is ranked 28,888th in the world and 744th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 103 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 39thMost Scientifically Advanced: 51stMost Armed: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 91stRudest Citizens: 106thMost Secular: 136thMost Beautiful Environments: 182ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thSmartest Citizens: 343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Efficient Economies: 370thMost Influential: 668thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 707thHighest Disposable Incomes: 713thBest Weather: 899thMost Stationary: 1,067thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,081stHighest Economic Output: 1,199thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,711thHighest Average Incomes: 2,212thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,870thLargest Black Market: 3,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,738thMost Inclusive: 5,050thFattest Citizens: 5,143rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,245thLargest Populations: 5,587thMost Cultured: 8,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,047thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,125thTop
Largest Governments: 12,441stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,022ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,973rd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Inclusive: 170th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242nd in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335th in the regionLargest Governments: 353rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 374th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 486th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 637th in the regionNudest: 681st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 744th in the region

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