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The Funny Rat of Inner Albania

“Nec temere, nec timide.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Funny Rat of Inner Albania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.874 billion Inner Albanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 724 trillion leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 148,626 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Inner Albanian, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 305,485th in the world and 5,068th in the South Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.68 missed references per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 887thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,345thNicest Citizens: 1,448thMost Influential: 1,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,084thMost Inclusive: 2,368thMost Pacifist: 2,649thBest Weather: 3,061stHighest Food Quality: 3,076thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,458thHealthiest Citizens: 3,708thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,750thMost Developed: 5,029thSmartest Citizens: 5,450thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,066thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,079thMost Cultured: 6,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,669thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,175thMost Income Equality: 12,770thLargest Governments: 14,393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,103rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,539thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,636thLowest Crime Rates: 18,279thHighest Average Incomes: 24,899thMost Secular: 24,989th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 78th in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 162nd in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 182nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionMost Income Equality: 224th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 233rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 259th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 308th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 322nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 415th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 448th in the regionMost Secular: 491st in the region

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