Spotlight on:
The Funny Rat of Inner Albania |
“Nec temere, nec timide.”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Funny Rat of Inner Albania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.874 billion Inner Albanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 724 trillion leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 148,626 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Inner Albanian, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Inner Albania is ranked 305,485th in the world and 5,068th in the South Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.68 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Inner Albanian.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Inner Albania endorsed The John of HATRED AND BIGOTRY.
- : Inner Albania was endorsed by The John of HATRED AND BIGOTRY.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 153 » Ebonhand, The Filippinas, Tepertopia, Great Lothian, Sporaltryus, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Belschaft, ANuadh, Arscanesia, Goldnation, Nowa Europa, Chernaya Zvezda, Tsunamy, Amerion, Auviantan Outh Islands, Differences-In-Differences, East Endia, Volaworand, Wehraboos, Altnavia, America Gone Wrong, The Weirdo, Aurcania, Swenfia 2, Valles Stellarum, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Rebel-topia, Corpoterra, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Itani, Marnrio, Explodeingtnt, Legosia, Antarctic Empires, Las Filipina, Anglischland Kaiserreich, The Two Jerseys, Farelonia, Lupusterra, Abarri, PenguinPies, and 103 others.Beneti, United Allied Systems Nations, Hadrex, Eastern Juble Lux, Paganan, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, United States of Belvaria, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, North Harave, Poguelands, Atomic Garden, Great Scapula, Albend, Hacrela, Inner Ted Imazahvatia, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, Tanyaland, Rotenaplistan, Sein, New Maxta, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Danny McGlurk, Dillimore, The Polar Bear Communities, Yugarritia, Jehenna, Of the 4 States, Muffinses, The Novum Regnum, Szurea, Republic of the burger bun, Statelandiastan, Kami0, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Anewland, Indolos, Sparkadooby, Palindromo, Merken, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tsuskia, Tyopio, Democates, Zhuanghwei, New Philippine Empire, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Yellunstryer, Soem, North Korea is best, Monikan Republics, Anna Airters, Jakalaka, Drystar, Mittero, Empire of Bredux, Kazhinskia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Titanaria, New Te Awa, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Pyhdon, Enessia, Ammmericaaaa, Esfalsa, United Kingdom Of Balts, Farengeto, DuckCounty, North Caldwell, Purestan, Erstavik, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, Ordogomenistan, Al Madhaa, Ellicas, Entwurf, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Omnigarden, Qezos, United Disney States, Kulochia, Bonobiana, Rad Asia, Concord Haven, DaBes, Imperial Cecilia, Coffee Mug, Siberia union, Tringapura, Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition, and HATRED AND BIGOTRY.