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The Christian Republic of The real Ireland

“All dog=good bois and good girls”

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The Christian Republic of The real Ireland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Max Mcclanahan with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The devout population of 2.783 billion Irish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Payson. The average income tax rate is 63.0%.

The powerhouse Irish economy, worth 276 trillion Lads a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,261 Lads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The real Ireland's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The real Ireland is ranked 70,878^th in the world and 1,407^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,654.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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