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The Nationalist State of Jammlandia

“Remember: Put Jam on your toast.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Nationalist State of Jammlandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser of Jammlandia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.086 billion Jamlanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth 356 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,729 Jamcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Jam Cow is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and golden statues of Jam Cows line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 224,205th in the world and 7,730th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.49 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,765thMost Influential: 2,328thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,043rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,787thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,837thMost Developed: 8,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,029thLargest Governments: 9,158thMost Efficient Economies: 9,885thHighest Average Incomes: 10,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,471stHealthiest Citizens: 10,640thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,814thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,944thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,051stSmartest Citizens: 13,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,553rdMost Cultured: 13,855thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,504thBest Weather: 14,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,773rdLargest Retail Industry: 16,102ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,463rdLargest Black Market: 16,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,405th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 123rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Governments: 249th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 266th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 294th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 305th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 315th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 386th in the regionMost Cultured: 394th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 398th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 398th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 418th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 425th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 484th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 494th in the regionBest Weather: 507th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 538th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 565th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 569th in the regionLargest Black Market: 577th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 790th in the region

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