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The Nationalist State of Jammlandia

“Remember: Put Jam on your toast.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
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Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

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The Nationalist State of Jammlandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser of Jammlandia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.66 billion Jamlanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth 271 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,607 Jamcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Jammlandia to be bombproof, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, diplomatic cables about Kaiser of Jammlandia have suddenly been very flattering, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 17,523rd in the world and 540th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,448.68 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,036thTop
Most Influential: 2,521stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,715thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,021stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,799thMost Developed: 9,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,887thLargest Governments: 10,654thHealthiest Citizens: 10,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,301stHighest Average Incomes: 11,368thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,992ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,009thMost Efficient Economies: 13,191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,216thMost Cultured: 14,049thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,182ndSmartest Citizens: 14,274thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,505thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,919thLargest Black Market: 19,072ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,057thBest Weather: 21,256th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 179th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 272nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Influential: 289th in the regionMost Developed: 299th in the regionLargest Governments: 300th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 332nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 335th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 357th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 366th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 400th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Cultured: 407th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 410th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 411th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 441st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 506th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 593rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 606th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 624th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 651st in the regionBest Weather: 683rd in the region

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