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The Zombie Republic of Ralphburg

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Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Zombie Republic of Ralphburg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.734 billion Ralphburgers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth 561 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 205,355 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Untold millions of Dogecoins are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, Ralphburg Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralphburg is ranked 6,329th in the world and 212th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 97.6 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 396thMost Influential: 719thLargest Retail Industry: 803rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,399thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,163rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,049thRudest Citizens: 5,559thHighest Average Incomes: 6,234thMost Secular: 6,329thLargest Mining Sector: 7,146thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,341stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,548thMost Efficient Economies: 9,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,251stTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,223rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,633rdMost Developed: 12,924thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,975thLowest Crime Rates: 13,148thLargest Governments: 13,474thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,710thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,754thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,096thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,503rdLargest Black Market: 15,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,957thHighest Drug Use: 19,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,486thMost Cultured: 20,940th
Largest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186th in the regionRudest Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Secular: 212th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 239th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 248th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 298th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 344th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 364th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 384th in the regionMost Developed: 387th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 394th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 402nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 441st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 469th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 504th in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionNudest: 568th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 576th in the regionMost Cultured: 599th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 624th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 631st in the region

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