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The Republic of Ralphburg

“Woof Woof Awoooo”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Republic of Ralphburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph J Russell with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.398 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,809 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 270,241 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ralphburg is ranked 305,029th in the world and 4,994th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -423.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 559thMost Influential: 1,322ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,370thMost Secular: 1,414thLargest Mining Sector: 2,422ndRudest Citizens: 2,978thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,489thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,878thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,359thSmartest Citizens: 4,497thMost Developed: 4,749thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,394thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,480thLowest Crime Rates: 6,805thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,808thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,838thMost Efficient Economies: 8,367thHighest Economic Output: 8,483rdLargest Governments: 9,266thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,860thLargest Black Market: 10,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,633rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,763rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,920thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,534thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,472ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,858thMost Stationary: 19,873rdMost Cultured: 21,255thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,335thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,153rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 144th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 146th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 174th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 179th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionLargest Governments: 195th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 207th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 411th in the regionLargest Populations: 436th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 464th in the region

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