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The Republic of Ralphburg |
“Woof Woof Awoooo”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Republic of Ralphburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph J Russell with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.398 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,809 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 270,241 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Ralphburg is ranked 305,029th in the world and 4,994th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -423.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
- : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Empire of Kyr89.
- : Ralphburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
- : Ralphburg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
World Assembly
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