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The Kingdom of Seythennia

“One country, forever one”

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The Kingdom of Seythennia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.205 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Seythennian gold dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,396 Seythennian gold dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seythennia is ranked 219,572^nd in the world and 7,538^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,713.65 Standard Monetary Units.

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