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The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium

“Strength Through Compliance”

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The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.611 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,219 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 554,434 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, Unielvan Millorviumians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Executive Director wears an armoured gauntlet, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 1,021^st in the world and 25^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,273.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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