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The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot

“Outfangthief is Damgudthyng”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.884 billion Bleakfeet are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 253 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 134,301 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 221,772nd in the world and 8,330th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 412thMost Pacifist: 1,182ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,403rdNicest Citizens: 1,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,745thMost Inclusive: 1,820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,255thTop
Best Weather: 2,360thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,430thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,556thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,589thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,974thSafest: 3,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,526thHealthiest Citizens: 3,651stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,969thMost Developed: 4,245thLargest Governments: 5,761stLowest Crime Rates: 5,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,220thSmartest Citizens: 6,425thMost Secular: 6,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,810thMost Cultured: 7,276thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,109thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,664thMost Efficient Economies: 21,939th
Most Influential: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 79th in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionSafest: 97th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 144th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Cultured: 206th in the regionMost Secular: 232nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 304th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 393rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 502nd in the regionNudest: 514th in the regionMost Income Equality: 552nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 641st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 675th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 750th in the region

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