The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot
“Outfangthief is Damgudthyng”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.884 billion Bleakfeet are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 253 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 134,301 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bleakfoot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Bleakfoot, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
- : Following new legislation in Bleakfoot, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed The Confederacy of Resconvetta.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed The Republic of Oxyliteral.
- : Bleakfoot endorsed The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam.
- : Bleakfoot voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
- : Following new legislation in Bleakfoot, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Bleakfoot, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
- : Following new legislation in Bleakfoot, extreme political groups are outlawed.
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