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The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot

“Outfangthief is Damgudthyng”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.831 billion Bleakfeet enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth 454 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,544 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 6,344th in the world and 147th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,053.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 254thMost Influential: 504thMost Pacifist: 766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 863rdNicest Citizens: 900thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,035thMost Inclusive: 1,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,330thBest Weather: 1,360thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,663rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,710thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,980thMost Developed: 1,986thHealthiest Citizens: 2,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,098thSafest: 2,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,364thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,229thLargest Governments: 3,418thLowest Crime Rates: 3,730thSmartest Citizens: 3,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,896thMost Secular: 5,033rdMost Cultured: 6,043rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,344thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,970thMost Income Equality: 10,328thHighest Average Incomes: 11,998thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,487thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,242nd
Most Pacifist: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68th in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionMost Secular: 169th in the regionMost Cultured: 175th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 218th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 351st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 397th in the regionMost Income Equality: 400th in the regionTop
Nudest: 456th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 502nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 509th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 718th in the regionMost Stationary: 817th in the region

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