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The Most Serene Republic of Gymnostan

“Man came from apes; society came from man.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Most Serene Republic of Gymnostan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Archimedes D'Siracusa with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, humorless population of 20.583 billion Gymnostanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Godiva City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gymnostani economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion verduroes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,319 verduroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, homophobia is off the menu, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Gymnostan are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gymnostan's national animal is the Gymnostani Mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.

Gymnostan is ranked 7,061st in the world and 225th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,669.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Nudest: 229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,388thMost Stationary: 1,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,614thMost Influential: 1,699thBest Weather: 1,896thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,680thLargest Populations: 6,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,061stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,027thMost Cultured: 9,293rdSafest: 9,586thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,466thSmartest Citizens: 11,216thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,889thLowest Crime Rates: 15,199thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,459thLargest Governments: 20,778th
Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 225th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 247th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 251st in the regionMost Cultured: 274th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 296th in the regionSafest: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 385th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 394th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 443rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 535th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 541st in the regionLargest Governments: 617th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 758th in the region

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