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The Weebs of Wehraboos

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The Weebs of Wehraboos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Idiot with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.773 billion Wehraboosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiot Town. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Body Pillows a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,544 Body Pillows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown. Wehraboos's national animal is the Baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 2,657^th in the world and 53^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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