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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin

“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 33.501 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 7.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 139 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,158 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Darakin Citadel" t-shirts, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 4,829th in the world and 145th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Stationary: 386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 429thMost Influential: 596thLargest Populations: 1,258thMost Pacifist: 1,733rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,833rdBest Weather: 1,897thNicest Citizens: 2,043rdTop
Safest: 2,415thMost Devout: 2,790thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,206thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,804thHealthiest Citizens: 4,364thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,414thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,829thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,056thLowest Crime Rates: 10,076thMost Cultured: 10,087thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,149thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,867thSmartest Citizens: 15,502ndMost Inclusive: 18,124thMost Income Equality: 19,101st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionMost Pacifist: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Devout: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
Safest: 77th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 431st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 508th in the regionMost Inclusive: 664th in the region

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