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The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin

“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 34.717 billion Darakini love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 7.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 149 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,319 shmingels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Darakini tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and the only women behind bars are barmaids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 82,874th in the world and 2,920th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Stationary: 370thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437thMost Influential: 751stLargest Populations: 1,239thBest Weather: 1,830thMost Pacifist: 1,867thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,052ndNicest Citizens: 2,223rdSafest: 2,341stTop
Most Devout: 3,004thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,560thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,779thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,149thHealthiest Citizens: 4,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,025thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,081stMost Cultured: 10,306thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,809thSmartest Citizens: 15,012thMost Inclusive: 18,614thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,458thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,018thMost Income Equality: 21,370th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 111th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 294th in the regionMost Cultured: 303rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 351st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 664th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 692nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 751st in the region

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