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The Socialist Republic of North Pernambuco is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Diederik Silva with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.065 billion North Pernambucans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Recife. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Pernambucoan economy, worth 892 trillion Bucos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,263 Bucos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, artists are pillars of society, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Pernambuco's national animal is the asa-branca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bird Supremacy.

North Pernambuco is ranked 142,031^st in the world and 2,285^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,957.29 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.