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The Hayekist State of Eastern Bahia

“No Fireboat shall be free”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Hayekist State of Eastern Bahia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gabas with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.154 billion Bahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion Novos cruzados roais do rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 234,938 Novos cruzados roais do rois, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,127,064 per year while the poor average 3,075, a ratio of 691 to 1.

Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiritism.

Eastern Bahia is ranked 292,445th in the world and 4,753rd in the South Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.07 missed references per hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 693rdMost Armed: 766thHighest Crime Rates: 1,203rdFattest Citizens: 1,227thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,466thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,550thMost Influential: 1,560thMost Avoided: 1,583rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,633rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,953rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,271stMost Efficient Economies: 2,790thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,099thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,225thMost Secular: 4,436thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,661stRudest Citizens: 5,689thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,195thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,439thHighest Average Incomes: 6,623rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,367thHighest Economic Output: 9,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,751stTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,892ndLargest Mining Sector: 16,694thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,134thSmartest Citizens: 18,503rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,076thMost Patriotic: 20,618thLargest Governments: 24,331st
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 77th in the regionMost Secular: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 300th in the regionMost Patriotic: 338th in the regionLargest Populations: 393rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the region

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