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The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland

“Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.095 billion Blondieslandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Blondieslandian economy, worth 209 trillion Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,184 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", bizarre-looking creatures called 'Beastdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 199,190th in the world and 6,534th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.62 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 483rdMost Influential: 843rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,454thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,995thMost Inclusive: 4,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,841stMost Pacifist: 4,871stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,774thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,832ndNicest Citizens: 5,940thMost Secular: 6,167thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,345thBest Weather: 7,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,636thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,001stSafest: 9,971stMost Cultured: 9,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,178thSmartest Citizens: 10,911thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,120thHealthiest Citizens: 15,923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,069thMost Developed: 17,438thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,198th
Most Influential: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionNicest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Secular: 217th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 260th in the regionMost Cultured: 292nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 302nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 335th in the regionSafest: 341st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 411th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 414th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 436th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 507th in the regionMost Developed: 511th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 512th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 600th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 629th in the regionNudest: 702nd in the region

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