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The Worst States of The Worst army of

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.092 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 528 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,053 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, and woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 19,993rd in the world and 682nd in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 57.96 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 476thMost Influential: 706thTop
Largest Black Market: 4,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,463rdBest Weather: 5,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,668thRudest Citizens: 6,115thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,620thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,885thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,766thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,924thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,996thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,219thMost Efficient Economies: 14,233rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,373rdMost Secular: 19,993rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,119thLargest Retail Industry: 21,479thLargest Governments: 23,679th
Most Influential: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 182nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionRudest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 339th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 402nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 420th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 440th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 450th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 507th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 533rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 545th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 603rd in the regionMost Stationary: 605th in the regionMost Average: 647th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 662nd in the regionMost Secular: 682nd in the regionLargest Governments: 697th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 720th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 744th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 754th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 790th in the region

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