The Worst States of The Worst army of
“1 + 1 = 1”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.092 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 528 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,053 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Voting is compulsory, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, and woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The 🎀 ❤️ 🌸 Louise 🌸 ❤️ 🎀 of Londoniopol.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, voting is compulsory.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Republic of Bizzie.
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the official Worst Arman Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
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