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The Federation of No moking |
“Don't Hate, Obliterate”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.773 billion No mokingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 84.7%.
The frighteningly efficient No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 8,937 trillion Pucks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 375,945 Pucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Governments opposing No moking are beset by rebels, prudishness is on the way out, Main Man Egor is said to pay a tithe to a violent sect, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.
No moking is ranked 49,839th in the world and 809th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 75.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : No moking was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of South Venison.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, Main Man Egor is said to pay a tithe to a violent sect.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, prudishness is on the way out.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, governments opposing No moking are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, concussed White Tigerball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 172 » Drystar, Tsunamy, Amerion, Ever Testing, Beblahbleblo, Great Lothian, Chernaya Zvezda, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Ebonhand, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Rebel-topia, Aurcania, ARIAPOLIS01, Kiasu-ism, Jehenna, Darakin, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, The Haughtherlands, Tur Monkadzii, Zaelith, Soem, Abarri, Unielvan Millorvium, Altnavia, Myness, Saciu, Atomic Garden, Ugranda, New Bulacan, Land of Mari, Dereistic, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Linden Oak, The Worst army of, Noire Denholm, Goldnation, The Ginger Lands, Dun Frest, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Sporaltryus, and 122 others.Kazhinskia, Venezia Pacifica, West Pastafaria, Bonobiana, Skaladoria, America Gone Wrong, Farelonia, Arlandias, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, USNE2018, Gonthavnor, Yugarritia, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Balisca, Nova Rhodia, Dakalian, Cerespasia, Dimplingpie, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Purisect, Sumina, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, New Maxta, Phyakaran, Deerp, Teasonda, Hadrex, Los Lonley Boys, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, The Filippinas, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Albend, North Harave, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Rotenaplistan, Legion Of The Moon, The Novum Regnum, Poguelands, Ten10, Liberum Terrum, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, Szurea, IndustroMiliComplex, Statelandiastan, Lav Republic, 7 Trees, Democates, Sparkadooby, Zenthara, Berijonwa, Merken, Palindromo, Bushyboo, Anna Airters, Bartonia Nova, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tyopio, Zhuanghwei, Noodlia, Silvalbia, Chillicothe, Jakalaka, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Swenfia 2, Luxemstein, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Enessia, The Aelfberg, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Erstavik, DuckCounty, Xavier Jung, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Al Madhaa, Ulekki, Ellicas, Crownsland Trade Company, Entwurf, Omnigarden, Baspheel, Korbloxx, Qezos, DaBes, Imperial Cecilia, and South Venison.