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The Federation of No moking

“Don't Hate, Obliterate”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.773 billion No mokingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 84.7%.

The frighteningly efficient No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 8,937 trillion Pucks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 375,945 Pucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing No moking are beset by rebels, prudishness is on the way out, Main Man Egor is said to pay a tithe to a violent sect, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 49,839th in the world and 809th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 75.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Black Market: 291stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,124thHighest Economic Output: 1,153rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,389thHighest Average Incomes: 1,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,602ndMost Influential: 1,627thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,686thMost Armed: 1,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,031stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,327thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,243rdMost Developed: 3,376thMost Cultured: 3,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,481stSmartest Citizens: 3,514thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,734thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,691stHighest Food Quality: 4,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,898thLargest Mining Sector: 4,924thLargest Governments: 5,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,463rdMost Inclusive: 6,880thLargest Retail Industry: 6,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,256thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,323rdRudest Citizens: 7,761stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,969thHealthiest Citizens: 9,367thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,725thLargest Populations: 11,940thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,746thMost Secular: 18,438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,935thMost Authoritarian: 28,683rd
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Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionMost Patriotic: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 113th in the regionLargest Populations: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 132nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 136th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 169th in the regionRudest Citizens: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 199th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 232nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 237th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 320th in the regionMost Secular: 375th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 401st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 482nd in the region

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