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The Totally Not A Crime Boss of Volaworand

“TSP's Favorite Penguin Criminal Overlord”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Totally Not A Crime Boss of Volaworand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.038 billion Volaworandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 203,284 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and Volaworand has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Volaworand is ranked 224,183rd in the world and 7,282nd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -558.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 228thMost Influential: 450thMost Secular: 1,170thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,658thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,371stSmartest Citizens: 3,386thMost Inclusive: 3,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,500thHighest Food Quality: 3,620thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,736thRudest Citizens: 3,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,814thLargest Retail Industry: 3,832ndMost Developed: 4,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,354thBest Weather: 4,875thMost Pacifist: 5,675thMost Cultured: 5,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,561stMost Efficient Economies: 7,811thHealthiest Citizens: 8,298thNicest Citizens: 8,408thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,540thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,613thLowest Crime Rates: 10,752ndTop
Nudest: 11,387thLargest Governments: 12,198thHighest Economic Output: 12,748thSafest: 13,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,996thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,339thMost Stationary: 19,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,334thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,592nd
Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 120th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 167th in the regionMost Cultured: 171st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Pacifist: 223rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 249th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 264th in the regionNudest: 293rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 295th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 308th in the regionNicest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 331st in the regionLargest Governments: 352nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 370th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 433rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 450th in the regionSafest: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 488th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 552nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 579th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the region

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