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The Grand Republic of Havenwelle

“Honor and Glory to the Grand Republic!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

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The Grand Republic of Havenwelle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin Burke with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.009 billion Havenwelleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Haven. The average income tax rate is 40.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Havenwellean economy, worth a remarkable 4,233 trillion Havs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,727 Havs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, shooting someone has never been safer, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenwelle's national animal is the Brittany Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Havenwelle.

Havenwelle is ranked 120,681st in the world and 1,673rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 294.71948499052 days.

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Healthiest Citizens: 203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 250thLowest Crime Rates: 294thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 439thBest Weather: 564thMost Corrupt Governments: 605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 688thMost Devout: 710thMost Developed: 767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,778thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,286thMost Patriotic: 2,628thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,778thMost Influential: 2,954thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,980thSmartest Citizens: 4,105thHighest Economic Output: 4,350thMost Pacifist: 4,518thLargest Black Market: 4,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,276thLargest Governments: 6,097thMost Efficient Economies: 6,484thHighest Average Incomes: 7,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,691stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,778thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,190thMost Cultured: 11,452ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,833rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,544thHighest Food Quality: 12,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,331stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,066thLargest Populations: 18,083rdMost Authoritarian: 19,532ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,955th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionLargest Populations: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 280th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 287th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 293rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionMost Influential: 315th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 344th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 368th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 469th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 471st in the region

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