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The Zombie Federation of Nowa Europa

“Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.”

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The Zombie Federation of Nowa Europa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Erika Fitzroy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.633 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion banknotes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 248,114 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of banknotes are spent to take high-quality photos of the Water Bear Nebula, the true length of the coastline of Nowa Europa may never be measured, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is totally unknown. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 38,391^st in the world and 1,339^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,946.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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