The United Socialist States of Span
“We Own Y'all!”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.386 billion Spanners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 9,919 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 258,419 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, political detractors refer to M Shobacus Maz as 'that Bigtopian puppet', disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Span was endorsed by The Empire of Brsil.
- : Span was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : Following new legislation in Span, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Span, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
- : Span was endorsed by The People's Republic of Eurochina.
- : Following new legislation in Span, political detractors refer to M Shobacus Maz as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
- : Span was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : Following new legislation in Span, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
- : Following new legislation in Span, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Spanner pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Span, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
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