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The CFortunate rSon of Unojo

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The CFortunate rSon of Unojo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.545 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 797 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,895 Quintos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,827 per year while the poor average 50,722, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Governments opposing Unojo are beset by rebels, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 692nd in the world and 114th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 221 valid endorsements.

Most Patriotic: 609thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 692ndMost Devout: 911thLargest Mining Sector: 1,077thMost Influential: 1,144thMost Avoided: 1,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,829thFattest Citizens: 2,003rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,204thMost Armed: 2,426thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,530thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,822ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,937thLargest Retail Industry: 2,968thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,440thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,676thLargest Black Market: 5,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,360thRudest Citizens: 5,531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,302ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,288thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,562ndMost Conservative: 11,428thMost Efficient Economies: 12,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,529thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,947thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,807thLargest Governments: 20,298thLowest Crime Rates: 21,915th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 61st in the regionMost Armed: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 94th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionRudest Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 220th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 344th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 375th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 449th in the regionLargest Governments: 555th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 557th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 604th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 663rd in the regionMost Stationary: 803rd in the regionLargest Populations: 915th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 996th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,036th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,100th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,202nd in the region

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