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The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo

“Superiority complex incarnate.”

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Location: the South Pacific

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The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.285 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 155 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,137 Quintos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 505,455 per year while the poor average 18,950, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

The Great Unojoish Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 24,398th in the world and 425th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 26.67 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,140thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,410thLargest Mining Sector: 1,525thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,698thTop
Most Influential: 2,691stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,952ndMost Avoided: 3,126thMost Devout: 3,722ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,960thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,527thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,383rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,181stFattest Citizens: 8,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,541stTop
Largest Black Market: 12,087thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,259thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,697thHighest Average Incomes: 23,003rd
Largest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Avoided: 77th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 104th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 176th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207th in the regionFattest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 335th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 425th in the regionLargest Black Market: 441st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 616th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 713th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 742nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 804th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 806th in the region

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