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The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo

“Can you... umm... like... shut up?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, lack of airports, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 852 million Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.

The very strong Unojoish economy, worth 74.8 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,830 Quintos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around LEO, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unojo is ranked 121,494th in the world and 4,287th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,273.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,763rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,982ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,648thMost Devout: 2,700thMost Avoided: 4,424thMost Influential: 4,853rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,921stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,833rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,880thLargest Black Market: 20,430thMost Authoritarian: 23,809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,818th
Most Devout: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Avoided: 143rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 176th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 399th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the regionMost Influential: 535th in the regionLargest Black Market: 619th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 773rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 834th in the region

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