The Rogue Nation of Truskawkoland
“GLORY TO STRAWBERRY REPUBLIC”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Rogue Nation of Truskawkoland is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 464 million Truskawkowians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananowo. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.
The powerhouse Truskawkolandian economy, worth 38.8 trillion strawberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,683 strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million strawberry battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truskawkoland's national animal is the monster snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Truskawkoland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, soldiers are equipped with multi-million strawberry battlesuits.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, conspiracy theorists allege Bananowo's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, judges are all-powerful.
- : Following new legislation in Truskawkoland, they say that Truskawkowians made a dessert and called it peace.
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