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The Free Land of Privatore

“Desperate, but not helpless.”

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The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.005 billion Privatoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth an astonishing 11,141 trillion Privs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 484,300 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 2,814^th in the world and 56^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,733.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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