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The Free Land of Privatore

“Desperate, but not helpless.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.005 billion Privatoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth an astonishing 11,141 trillion Privs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 484,300 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 2,814th in the world and 56th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,733.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 25thLargest Information Technology Sector: 67thHighest Disposable Incomes: 139thSmartest Citizens: 151stHighest Poor Incomes: 276thMost Secular: 309thLargest Agricultural Sector: 363rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 379thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 448thMost Cultured: 529thRudest Citizens: 572ndHighest Average Incomes: 586thHighest Food Quality: 586thMost Rebellious Youth: 601stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 634thMost Developed: 635thHealthiest Citizens: 651stLongest Average Lifespans: 679thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 684thHighest Economic Output: 693rdMost Inclusive: 910thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,215thLargest Governments: 1,906thMost Efficient Economies: 2,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,452ndMost Influential: 2,459thLowest Crime Rates: 2,567thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,814thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,293rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,470thLargest Populations: 13,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,434thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,929thMost Patriotic: 16,124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,428thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,310thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,346thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 29,923rd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 141st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 167th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 258th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 274th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 275th in the regionMost Patriotic: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 286th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 346th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 394th in the regionNudest: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515th in the region

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