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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man

“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.694 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 9,581 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,978 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 203rd in the world and 6th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 20,745.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 33rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121stLargest Insurance Industry: 203rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 241stMost Influential: 301stHighest Disposable Incomes: 469thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 560thHighest Economic Output: 677thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 861stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,060thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,116thHighest Average Incomes: 1,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,579thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,584thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,625thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,364thLowest Crime Rates: 2,523rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,742ndLargest Black Market: 3,005thLargest Mining Sector: 3,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,586thMost Patriotic: 3,875thLargest Populations: 3,968thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,042ndBest Weather: 5,266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,473rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,804thLargest Governments: 7,199thMost Secular: 9,389thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,835thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,440thMost Efficient Economies: 18,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,123rdFattest Citizens: 23,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,648th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 144th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 206th in the regionMost Secular: 301st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 366th in the regionRudest Citizens: 390th in the regionFattest Citizens: 424th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 446th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 469th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 524th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 527th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 564th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 595th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 654th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 873rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 911th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 921st in the region

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