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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man

“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.444 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth an astonishing 10,874 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,829 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 23,021st in the world and 371st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,495.20826528832 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rdLargest Insurance Industry: 179thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 395thHighest Disposable Incomes: 465thMost Influential: 554thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 574thHighest Economic Output: 681stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 946thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,437thHighest Average Incomes: 1,815thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,895thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,068thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,156thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,565thLowest Crime Rates: 2,939thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,439thLargest Populations: 3,764thLargest Black Market: 3,935thBest Weather: 4,665thLargest Mining Sector: 4,930thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,087thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,257thLargest Governments: 7,711thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,954thMost Patriotic: 9,358thMost Secular: 10,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,275thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,821stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,834thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,550thTop
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Most Stationary: 23,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,154thMost Efficient Economies: 28,380th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 96th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 123rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 177th in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Secular: 218th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 257th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 315th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 339th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 362nd in the regionMost Stationary: 371st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 515th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 532nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 546th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 558th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 577th in the region

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