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The People's Tungsten Republic of Jistorburg |
“Fulfilment, Freedom, Fairness.”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: The East Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The People's Tungsten Republic of Jistorburg is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Democracy Chancellor Blȧhaj Prime with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.274 billion Jistorburgoureseonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heichartee. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jistorburgoureseonian economy, worth 156 trillion thorns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 122,862 thorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Heichartee for fear of causing a fuss, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jistorburg's national animal is the Blȧhaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Democracy.
Jistorburg is ranked 11,686th in the world and 185th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 116,682.32 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jistorburg lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Jistorburg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
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Jistorburg lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Jistorburg lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Jistorburg was endorsed by
The Holy Empire of Sloverbia.
- : Following new legislation in
Jistorburg, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in
Jistorburg, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : Following new legislation in
Jistorburg, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Heichartee for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Following new legislation in
Jistorburg, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
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Jistorburg was endorsed by
The Free Land of Groznygrad.
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