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The Fascist Flock of New Birblands

“Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!”

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anarchical Communists with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.277 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 368 trillion birbseeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,433 birbseeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,055 per year while the poor average 22,064, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in New Birblands's offices, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Birblands's national animal is the birb and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 93,171st in the world and 3,443rd in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 54.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,609thMost Influential: 2,022ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,617thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,163rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,528thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,721stMost Devout: 8,909thLargest Black Market: 9,034thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,114thMost Armed: 12,354thLargest Mining Sector: 14,092ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,672nd
Most Influential: 128th in the regionLargest Black Market: 134th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 184th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionMost Armed: 222nd in the regionMost Devout: 238th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 365th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 366th in the regionMost Stationary: 397th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 491st in the regionLargest Populations: 518th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 553rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 563rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 611th in the region

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