The Fascist Flock of New Birblands
“Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!”
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Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anarchical Communists with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.277 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.
The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 368 trillion birbseeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,433 birbseeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,055 per year while the poor average 22,064, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.
Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in New Birblands's offices, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Birblands's national animal is the birb and its national religion is Chirpism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Birblands endorsed The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick.
- : New Birblands lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : New Birblands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The United Kingdom of La xinga.
- : Following new legislation in New Birblands, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of RovaMittala.
- : New Birblands endorsed The Banana Republic of Stanisiti.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Banana Republic of Stanisiti.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Mossy-Oak.
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