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The Fascist Flock of New Birblands

“Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!”

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.064 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 574 trillion birbseeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,375 birbseeds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 616,650 per year while the poor average 10,717, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 196,464th in the world and 8,521st in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 65.44 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 2,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,922ndLargest Black Market: 9,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,076thMost Devout: 10,249thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,383rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,421stLargest Gambling Industry: 17,226thMost Armed: 17,591stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,611thLargest Mining Sector: 19,711thMost Stationary: 19,791st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 219th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Black Market: 255th in the regionMost Devout: 296th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 297th in the regionMost Stationary: 298th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 356th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 395th in the regionMost Armed: 401st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 424th in the regionLargest Populations: 441st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 606th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 612th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 627th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 653rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 674th in the regionMost Cultured: 739th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 879th in the region

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