The United Republic of AngusEssa
“A coward dies a thousand deaths. A brave man dies once.”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The United Republic of AngusEssa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gerolan II with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.339 billion AngusEssans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottawasaga. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming AngusEssan economy, worth 862 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,503 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AngusEssa's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : AngusEssa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : AngusEssa endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : AngusEssa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : AngusEssa was endorsed by The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
- : AngusEssa was endorsed by The United States of Filipopol.
- : AngusEssa endorsed The United States of Filipopol.
- : AngusEssa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
- : AngusEssa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
- : AngusEssa was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
- : AngusEssa was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Philville2.
Endorsements Received: 97 » The Romanum Legio, A Slanted Black Stripe, Galve, Am Echad, Axdel, Brotherland, Bullpups, H-Zhena, Arkantis, Asendavia, ReeK, Wiranath, Riveraland, Kangarawa, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Someseni, Dark Edgyness, Squid Ruinosa, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, Cantonese Union, Headpat Central, Neruch, Ridann, Euricanis, VW53Aland, BearStackof2015, Stellar Colonies, The Buckeye States, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Gorbastan, CheeseBurrito, The United Asian Republics, Freedom Fascists, Roliganistan, Kilkire, Eagas, The United Neo American Union, Plazland, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Grossvietnam, Liberstankonia, Wane, ArenaC, La xinga, and 47 others.Servants of Gizmo, Matdor, Adolanta, Firenation91, Brethren, Marrabuk, The Death Syndicate, Evrigenis, Modra, Rainbow Vests, Yelkinam, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Morrowine, Stumptopia, Talitoa, Fellon, Trulu, Barfleur, Schrebia, Bermadia, The Eternal Land of Jong, Coruh, I-America-I, Ripsylvania, Lingu, Tretrid, Acronis, Rohanland, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Peoples Republic of GG, Aivintis, Technocratic Tagalog, Jakubonia, Oofery, SecularNorth, La Floride, The Atlae Isles, BuciLand, Flench, Roissyland, Philville2, A mean old man, Filipopol, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, and Nevertopia.