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The Republic of Bai Lung

“Three Principles of the People”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.427 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 13,903 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 442,403 Bai Lungese Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,781,652 per year while the poor average 29,640, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 208,064th in the world and 8,891st in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 1.67 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 100thLargest Insurance Industry: 109thFattest Citizens: 127thMost Avoided: 148thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 178thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181stHighest Economic Output: 190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 275thMost Efficient Economies: 346thLowest Crime Rates: 413thHighest Average Incomes: 482ndMost Corrupt Governments: 709thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 764thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 765thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 912thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 943rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 967thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,077thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,218thMost Stationary: 1,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,671stLargest Populations: 1,692ndMost Influential: 1,780thTop
Largest Governments: 2,110thMost Armed: 2,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,152ndRudest Citizens: 4,758thLargest Black Market: 5,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,976thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,341stSmartest Citizens: 9,338thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,433rdSafest: 10,208thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,933rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Black Market: 142nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 184th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 269th in the regionSafest: 339th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 508th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 780th in the region

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