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The Republic of Bai Lung

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.89 billion Bai Lungeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 14,117 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 442,695 Bai Lungese Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and citizens must pay to enjoy Bai Lung's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 834th in the world and 10th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 342.98 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 70thLargest Mining Sector: 96thLargest Insurance Industry: 110thFattest Citizens: 134thMost Avoided: 158thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 181stHighest Economic Output: 191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 211thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 296thMost Efficient Economies: 360thLowest Crime Rates: 406thHighest Average Incomes: 492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 748thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 786thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 918thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 944thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,008thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,267thMost Stationary: 1,342ndLargest Populations: 1,697thLargest Retail Industry: 1,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,782ndMost Influential: 1,799thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,980thLargest Governments: 2,102ndTop
Most Armed: 2,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,338thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,344thRudest Citizens: 3,984thLargest Black Market: 4,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,379thSmartest Citizens: 9,179thSafest: 9,218thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,817thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,500th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 133rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 200th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 311th in the regionSafest: 323rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 536th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 810th in the region

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