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The Republic of Bai Lung

“Three Principles of the People”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.681 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 12,875 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 433,801 Bai Lungese Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,917,706 per year while the poor average 61,389, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, in a fit of passion Lin Zhang has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 153,147th in the world and 6,143rd in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 3.42 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 61stLargest Mining Sector: 98thLargest Insurance Industry: 110thFattest Citizens: 112thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 119thMost Avoided: 142ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 178thHighest Economic Output: 189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 280thLowest Crime Rates: 386thHighest Average Incomes: 418thLargest Agricultural Sector: 593rdMost Corrupt Governments: 635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 687thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 774thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 855thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 921stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,205thLargest Retail Industry: 1,346thMost Stationary: 1,446thTop
Most Influential: 1,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,703rdLargest Populations: 1,743rdLargest Governments: 2,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,402ndRudest Citizens: 4,051stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,600thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,690thLargest Black Market: 7,259thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,561stSmartest Citizens: 9,457thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,182ndSafest: 10,925thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,405th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 84th in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Black Market: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 232nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the regionTop
Safest: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 459th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 516th in the region

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