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The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia

“Through god's will and the supreme leader's mercy”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 804 million Dystopianis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 111 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,584 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,833 per year while the poor average 16,547, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 63,597th in the world and 2,109th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 169.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,118thMost Influential: 2,153rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,772ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,186thLargest Mining Sector: 6,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,439thMost Avoided: 6,696thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,265thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,289thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,336thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,880thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,181stHighest Average Incomes: 16,365thMost Developed: 17,240thMost Efficient Economies: 17,290thMost Pro-Market: 18,776thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,932nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 149th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionMost Avoided: 162nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 166th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 341st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 344th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 352nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 411th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 460th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 461st in the regionMost Developed: 515th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 525th in the regionLargest Black Market: 560th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 656th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 849th in the region

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