The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia
“Through god's will and the supreme leader's mercy”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 804 million Dystopianis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 111 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,584 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,833 per year while the poor average 16,547, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.
Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
- : Santa Dystopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, posters on 'Dystopiani Values' advise against being proud of Santa Dystopia.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, Kim Yo-jong has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
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