The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan
“Governing a small country is like cooking a large fish”
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.046 billion Roliganer are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Roligan economy, worth a remarkable 2,004 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 331,459 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,143,022 per year while the poor average 70,359, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.
Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", agricultural employees work for peanuts, and universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Sabre toothed seahorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
- : Roliganistan was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Roliganistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
- : Roliganistan was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Roliganistan endorsed The Empire of Celannica.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
- : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Empire of Celannica.
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