The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan
“Governing a small country is like cooking a large fish”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.616 billion Roliganer hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 2,683 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,402 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the albino giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Roliganistan endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
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