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The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.168 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 8,168 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 475,818 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, billions of Kroner are spent to take high-quality photos of the Jolly Giraffe Nebula, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 677^th in the world and 11^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 17,875.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.