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The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan

“Governing a small country is like cooking a large fish”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.046 billion Roliganer are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Roligan economy, worth a remarkable 2,004 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 331,459 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,143,022 per year while the poor average 70,359, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", agricultural employees work for peanuts, and universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Sabre toothed seahorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 1,602nd in the world and 36th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 778.82 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 428thLargest Agricultural Sector: 472ndMost Secular: 551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 630thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 662ndSmartest Citizens: 872ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 989thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,020thMost Influential: 1,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,187thMost Pacifist: 1,330thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,358thMost Inclusive: 1,361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,602ndRudest Citizens: 1,660thTop
Most Developed: 1,757thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,131stHealthiest Citizens: 2,445thSafest: 2,524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,214thLargest Governments: 3,555thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,852ndMost Cultured: 4,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,500thLowest Crime Rates: 5,250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,674thHighest Economic Output: 6,153rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,204thNicest Citizens: 6,627thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,836thLargest Mining Sector: 6,855thMost Efficient Economies: 7,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,345thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,168thNudest: 13,529thMost Stationary: 13,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,963rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 82nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionMost Cultured: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 169th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 196th in the regionNicest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Stationary: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionNudest: 248th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 280th in the regionLargest Populations: 338th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 421st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 532nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 594th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 669th in the region

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