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The Vizier of Asendavia

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.415 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,989 Jade Nudoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,560,587 per year while the poor average 28,958, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 7,750th in the world and 210th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.53 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 109thMost Influential: 257thLargest Black Market: 621stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 697thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,304thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,010thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,109thMost Devout: 2,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,456thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,766thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,866thLargest Governments: 4,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,791stLargest Mining Sector: 4,898thHighest Economic Output: 5,548thMost Efficient Economies: 5,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,867thLowest Crime Rates: 7,750thMost Developed: 7,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,515thHealthiest Citizens: 10,243rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,075thSmartest Citizens: 14,890thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,788thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,961stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,181stRudest Citizens: 20,573rd
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 180th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 200th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionMost Developed: 217th in the regionLargest Populations: 246th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 292nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 380th in the regionRudest Citizens: 396th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 626th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 691st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 806th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 897th in the region

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