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The Vizier of Asendavia

“Country, Army, Family”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, strictly enforced bedtime, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.039 billion Asendavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,652 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,137 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 266,589th in the world and 11,610th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 124thMost Influential: 362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 644thLargest Black Market: 692ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 904thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,889thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,460thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,487thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,664thMost Devout: 2,682ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,275thHighest Economic Output: 4,409thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,658thLargest Governments: 4,694thMost Patriotic: 4,724thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,435thRudest Citizens: 6,450thMost Efficient Economies: 7,315thLowest Crime Rates: 7,520thMost Developed: 7,696thLargest Mining Sector: 8,306thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,401stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,000thSmartest Citizens: 13,311thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,342ndMost Stationary: 14,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,744thLargest Populations: 24,937th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 131st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 184th in the regionRudest Citizens: 184th in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 217th in the regionMost Developed: 236th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 320th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 423rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 549th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 950th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,131st in the region

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