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The Marsupial Den of Packilvania

“Assimilation is good.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Marsupial Den of Packilvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Noi with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.269 billion Packilvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hikaruton. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Packilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,561 trillion Packels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 305,786 Packels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Packilvania's national animal is the Arkane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Packilvania is ranked 843rd in the world and 17th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 931.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 330thHighest Economic Output: 388thMost Stationary: 425thHighest Poor Incomes: 509thSafest: 657thLargest Governments: 805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 843rdLowest Crime Rates: 874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 892ndMost Efficient Economies: 929thLargest Mining Sector: 979thSmartest Citizens: 1,064thMost Influential: 1,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,410thLargest Populations: 1,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,576thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,903rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,013thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,671stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,907thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,852ndMost Cultured: 5,000thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,134thMost Secular: 5,312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,723rdMost Developed: 7,025thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,035thHealthiest Citizens: 11,247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,282ndMost Inclusive: 13,678thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,247thNudest: 15,730th
Most Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 132nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 164th in the regionMost Secular: 169th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 193rd in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272nd in the regionNudest: 305th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 310th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 376th in the regionMost Inclusive: 403rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 646th in the regionRudest Citizens: 677th in the region

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