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The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia

“Everything In Moderation”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alulim with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 17.816 billion Lyontisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumer. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyontisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,566 trillion Crops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 312,437 Crops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lyontisia's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Annunaki.

Lyontisia is ranked 60,433rd in the world and 2,452nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,229.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 144thMost Cultured: 201stLargest Publishing Industry: 280thSmartest Citizens: 463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 564thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 600thMost Developed: 749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 782ndLargest Welfare Programs: 784thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 827thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 835thLeast Corrupt Governments: 842ndLargest Governments: 886thLongest Average Lifespans: 902ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,108thHighest Crime Rates: 1,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,160thHighest Economic Output: 1,227thHighest Average Incomes: 1,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,402ndMost Stationary: 1,496thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,533rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,592ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,632ndMost Influential: 1,844thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,889thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,251stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,742ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,983rdMost Pacifist: 5,010thMost Inclusive: 5,189thNudest: 6,548thLargest Populations: 6,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,752ndHighest Drug Use: 7,622ndTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,180thMost Secular: 8,599thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,087thHealthiest Citizens: 14,764th
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionNudest: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 139th in the regionMost Pacifist: 145th in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 220th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Secular: 268th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 277th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 426th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 447th in the regionLargest Black Market: 491st in the regionRudest Citizens: 573rd in the region

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