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The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia

“Everything In Moderation”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alulim with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 20.034 billion Lyontisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumer. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyontisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,190 trillion Crops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 308,980 Crops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lyontisia's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Annunaki.

Lyontisia is ranked 3,818th in the world and 103rd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,578.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 151stMost Cultured: 232ndLargest Publishing Industry: 303rdMost Efficient Economies: 413thSmartest Citizens: 553rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 608thHighest Poor Incomes: 715thLargest Welfare Programs: 741stMost Subsidized Industry: 777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 812thMost Cheerful Citizens: 821stLeast Corrupt Governments: 824thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 897thLargest Governments: 939thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,144thHighest Economic Output: 1,224thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,333rdMost Stationary: 1,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,443rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,484thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,568thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,822ndMost Influential: 1,865thMost Developed: 2,063rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,530thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,695thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,154thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,551stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,578thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,818thMost Pacifist: 3,863rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,010thMost Inclusive: 5,939thLargest Populations: 6,525thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,426thNudest: 9,670thMost Secular: 10,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,083rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,750thHighest Drug Use: 17,654thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,530th
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 136th in the regionMost Pacifist: 144th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 187th in the regionMost Inclusive: 197th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 244th in the regionNudest: 271st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 290th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 352nd in the regionMost Secular: 376th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 450th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 594th in the regionMost Armed: 765th in the regionRudest Citizens: 775th in the region

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